Why I Love My Wife
              
          
          
                          - I lived in Rodney
 
                          - I worked at Vicimus
 
                          - I'm married to Bekki
 
                      
        
            
              
    
      - I lived in Rodney
 - I worked at Vicimus
 - I'm married to Bekki
 
Thoughts flying through my head.
Why do I love my wife? Four out of five days dishes disappear and re-appear clean in the cupboards without question. I don't have to think about how or when it was done. I can complain day after day that my head hurts, or that I feel sick or that I can' breath and she never tells me to shut the fuck up. She may get tired of it, may resent me for it, but she never shows signs of it.